Population | 6.235 billion |
Currency | rupee |
Animal | tiger |
The Republic of Absolute communism12 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, avant-garde cinema, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.235 billion Absolute communism12ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 79.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism12ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,134 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 181,981 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.
For the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, the government is spending billions of taxpayer rupees to support "struggling" industries, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', and Absolute communism12ians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism12's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Absolute communism12 is ranked 269,927th in the world and 9,771st in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 38.55 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Absolute communism12 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic, Largest Black Market, and Highest Average Incomes and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Absolute communism12 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism12, Absolute communism12ians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism12, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism12, the government is spending billions of taxpayer rupees to support "struggling" industries.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism12, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism12, typing Leader's name into a search engine always gives zero matches.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism12, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism12, Absolute communism12 successfully hosted the Lazarus Olympics.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism12, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.